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Stack sats. Dodge the fiat storm.
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← → or A/D to move · Space / click to scoop · Esc or P pauses · Enter starts · R restarts after game over · M toggles sound · center = PERFECT · gold ring = STACK ×3 · solid gold = GOLDEN ×5 · wide 100 = −60 · 60s · Chill = slower and calmer · Storm = faster and denser
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Fiat Fantasy is a short arcade loop about hard money vs soft money — collect orange sats, chase the rare gold stacks, dodge the wide 100s. The demo is free on this page. The newsletter covers the full run when seats open.
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