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← → or A/D to move · Space / click to scoop · Esc or P pauses · Enter starts · R restarts after game over · M toggles sound · center = PERFECT · gold ring = STACK ×3 · solid gold = GOLDEN ×5 · wide 100 = −60 · 2> bill splits that way · FAKE sat = −15, let it pass · >> bill shoves you that way, or let it pass · STILL bill hits only if you move · TAX bill costs 1s if you take it · CUT bill locks your lane, then move · TICK sat = +3s if you let it pass close, or catch it for points · BACK bill falls, then climbs — stay out · GAP bill — stand in the hole, shoulders hit · TWIN bill mirrors you — cross while it's high · VEER bill flees your side — pick before it breaks · TRIP bill hangs — step under it, then get out · Q or E dashes 1s that way, bills stay · F hops 1s — bills pass under, landing still hits · ROLL bill sweeps your half — cross before it arrives · LID bill stops overhead — stay down in its lane, a hop into it hits · FACE bill — Z faces left, X faces right, stand in it on the arrow · NOD bill — tap V as it arrives, stand in it while the nod is up · WAGER sat — 1 banks +4s, 2 takes +40, waiting pays +8 · DUE bill — stand in it for +20, a close dodge costs 30 · SKIM bill crosses the floor — hop as it arrives, stepping aside does not clear it · DUCK bill crosses above the floor — G ducks under it, a hop into it hits · BAT bill falls in your lane — B bats it overhead, stepping aside does not clear it · BLINK bill holds at your body — step in only while it ghosts · CAMP bill — stand in it for +3s, then you are stuck · GO bill — stride through it the way it points, standing still or the wrong way hits · 60s · Chill = slower and calmer · Storm = faster and denser
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