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Stack sats. Dodge the fiat storm.
A tiny playable game on the page — no signup, no download. Score what you can before the printer wins. Full run and newsletter when seats open.
← → or A/D to move · Space / click to scoop · Esc or P pauses · Enter starts · M toggles sound · center catches = PERFECT · 60s
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Fiat Fantasy is a short arcade loop about hard money vs soft money — collect orange sats, avoid raining fiat, chase a high score. The demo is free on this page. The newsletter covers the full run when seats open.
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